Warning – This is A Grumpy Old Girl Moan.
I was in the shopping centre the other day when I saw two young men handing out free coupons for coffee in the about-to-open Café (can’t say the name in case they sue me). Several times they walked straight past me so I followed them and noticed they ignored everyone over 45/50. This company obviously only wants young customers.
This week, if I win the lottery, I plan to open a café next door to the one mentioned above. I shall call it The Old Farts’ Retreat and ban anyone under the age of 50. And, if I don’t win the lottery I shall have to make do with standing outside Café Thingy and farting loudly.