We bumped into a friend who runs a café. He’d been shopping and showed us the end of a hosepipe, the spray bit. He’d bought it at a large store. ‘It was only 20p,’ he told us.
‘At that price you could buy a couple of dozen and give them away with your Full English,’ said the LSO (Long Suffering One).
Our friend thought for a moment and then said, ‘No, it would be too much hassle. I’d need to put all the breakfasts up by 20p.’