Me : Are there any slug pellets in the shed?
LSO : If there are they’ll be out of date.
Me : So?
LSO : They won’t work.
Me : If we eat out of date stuff we get sick. Who cares if the slugs get sick? They might even die.
(Now, I am not usually cruel to animals but slugs…? If anyone can tell me what use they are then I won’t feed them out of date goodies.)