Seen outside a farm - LOGS, STICKS AND HOT MAX
Now I know what logs and sticks are but what is Hot Max? Or should that be who is Hot Max? Being a writer I’m thinking times are hard and the farmer’s hiring out his son. I’ll leave it to you to guess what for.
And does this one, seen on a menu board, mean cannibals are welcome?
The lack of an apostrophe isn’t down to me.
And this one seen in a book shop/café could be awkward, especially as it was on the back of the loo door.
IF THE TOILET ROLL DISPENSER IS EMPTY PLEASE GET A FRESH ONE FROM RECEPTION.
Oops! Too late.